Happy Valentine’s Day, fashion trekkers!

Are you feeling lonely this holiday? Don’t cry. It could be worse. You could have fallen in love with a parasite. Or left Starfleet for a mysterious green fog. Or you could be Geordi.

Then again, maybe you’re more of a Riker. So many ladies. Even aliens want to hit it. I don’t know your life.

In any event, chin up, whoever you are. There’s always porn.